Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Ultimate Pro/Con List of Car Ownership



Pro:

  • You can go wherever you want.
  • You can go whenever you want.
  • You can be cool.
  • You can transport a higher quantity of goods.
  • You have privacy.
  • You don't have to ride a bus with weirdos.
Cons:
  • You have to pay a car payment.
  • You have to pay for insurance.
  • You have to pay for repairs.
  • You have to pay for $4/gallon gas.
  • You may get stranded it the middle of nowhere and have to replace a flat in the rain.
  • You have to share the road with 16-year old girls, drunks and grandmas.
  • You have to scrape snow/ice off your car or be rich enough to have a garage.
  • You have to sit for hours on clogged highways and streets because everyone else is riding alone in a car or live so far away in the country that you have to drive for an hour into the city except once you get closer to the city all those people living out in the country are still using the same highways and streets.
  • You have to pay attention to a million things around you when you drive instead of sitting back and relaxing.
  • You support and contribute to a method of transportation which is relatively not as good for the environment as other means.
  • You support and contribute to a culture which encourages sprawl and suburbs and drive-thrus and strip malls and parking lots and asphalt and concrete and exhaust and highways that divide neighborhoods and cause the decay of inner cities.
  • You don't get to meet with people on public transportation.
and as always, my favorite con--
  • You are too empowered for your own good.
Here's a link I don't expect anyone to read because it's kinda TLDRish but it makes some good points about one of the things I discussed above, sprawl.

2 comments:

  1. Don't forget you avoid 19-year old guys--the very worst drivers.

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  2. Maybe I should have said 29 year old guys since you said grandmas.

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