Tuesday, October 28, 2008

If you set a goal and no one is around when you fail, did you really ever set the goal?

Why? Because lately, it just seems like I have to dodge people forcing me to set goals like a world war one flying ace avoiding flak. Have all you goal-making purists ever noticed that goals are never mentioned in the scriptures? Yeah, didn't think so. Oh, and have you ever thought to consider that they are a modern-day invention, and not necessarily a part of a well-balanced life? Do you think people like Julius Caesar, Martin Luther, or even King Arthur needed goals? Oh, and did you stop to consider the world is ruled by those people with personality types who have a natural propensity to set goals? Look at what a great world we live in!

Ok, yeah, I know that I have set goals before. And yes, I am just as bad at meeting my goals as anyone else. I admit that has soured me a bit on this whole goal thing. But really, deep down inside me in the quadrant next to my repressed subconscious, exists a tiny sliver of respect for the theory behind goal-setting.

So, I am a hypocrite, basically. I'm just like everyone else. Fine. I admit it. I love goals! Give me some goals!

An indefinite number of goals

  1. Read everyday
  2. Read the scriptures everyday
  3. Pray everyday
  4. Write everyday
  5. Apply for jobs
  6. Research going back to school
  7. Stop doing stupid stuff
  8. Ask girls out
  9. Write a blog
  10. Outline story ideas
  11. Move out
  12. Stop playing computer games
  13. Do home teaching
  14. Use my Wednesdays effectively
  15. Declutter my room
  16. Maintain all those things that I already do really well
  17. Go on Jeopardy!
  18. Get married
  19. Have kids
  20. Have a stimulating career
  21. Teach in some capacity
  22. Eventually write a story everyday
  23. Eventually write 500 books
  24. Somehow dig up some motivation to start doing any of these things
  25. Repent everyday
  26. Have a condo in the South Waterfront
  27. Commute to work by using transit
  28. Go back to the Czech Republic
  29. No matter how many times I fall short of my goals, I still somehow keep trying
  30. Seek out Czech-related activities
  31. Stay (or regain my ability to speak) fluent Czech
  32. Write another essay
  33. Lose some weight
  34. Exercise
  35. Run
  36. Bike
  37. Play tennis
  38. Play other sports
  39. Stop twirling my hair
  40. Stop biting my fingernails
  41. Keep a good attitude
  42. Maintain a perfect balance between all areas of my life
  43. I'm really reaching now
  44. Still, there's some good ones further down on the list
  45. Stop falling in love with girls before I've dated them
  46. Play Scrabble competitively
  47. Get LASIK eye surgery
  48. Get a laptop
  49. Overcome my fears
  50. Be Perfect
  51. Watch less TV


     

Well, that's a good start. Maybe my next step will be to categorize them, collate them, pare them down, prune them, and then replace all my be verbs with active, vibrant verbs. Oh crap, then I suppose I should actually start trying to meet them.

1 comment:

  1. the scriptures may not specifically mention "goals" and goals may be overrated. But the scriptures are FULL of references to plans and having a plan and working through the plan and accomplishing the objective of the plan.
    Just playing devils advocate. sorry. you can go back to being white now.

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